Thursday, June 15, 2006
I calls 'em as I sees 'em
Anyway, for a second time Mr. Gribbit has threatened me with physical harm. He writes:
However, should you want to settle this face to face, I’m game. Register for Blogging Man 2007, I’ll be there. We can take a walk out into the desert and have it out. And Corporal Irrational, you can have your broken jaw if you like. But I assume no responsibility for your injuries. I don’t fear you. I choose not to lower myself to your moronic level.
Huh? So the deal is you punch me in the face, but you can't be held responsible for punching me in the face? I don't think that's the way the law would look at it. You can't, like, say, "I'm gonna steal your car, but you can't hold me responsible for stealing your car," and then steal my car. I don't think an analogy is even necessary in this case, but I'm such a fan of analogies that I couldn't resist. Gribbs, you're welcome to hit me if you ever see me in person, but rest assured that I'll press charges. By the way, how is physical violence on a higher level than harmless snarkiness? The mysteries keep piling up.
As for me, I'm going on hiatus starting tomorrow. No more blogging for me for a few weeks. Life's too short for this shit (anagrams, motherfuckers!).
Capt. Mortimer T. Rational XXXIV